There is probably a lot we don\u2019t really <\/span>want<\/span><\/i> to know about our parents. Their sex lives, for instance, or what exactly our dads get up to in their \u201cgarden sheds.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Yet when an uncomfortable unearthing of vapid, corny yet perversely lovable porn-prose turns into a hit podcast with 250 million downloads, a spinoff HBO special, and sold-out stage shows at the Royal Albert Hall and the Sydney Opera House, it\u2019s a profoundly hilarious exception.<\/span><\/p>\n

One day, Jamie Morton discovered his retired dad was writing pornographic novels. Not your regular, run-of-the mill sort of porno, either: we\u2019re talking the <\/span>bad<\/span><\/i> kind. So bad, in fact, it was \u201c<\/span>unintentionally the funniest book I had ever read<\/span><\/i>,\u201d says TV director Morton and co-host of the British comedy podcast, <\/span>My Dad Wrote a Porno.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Consequently, since 2015, Morton and his London friends James Cooper and Alice Levine have used the medium to bring to life the self-published saga <\/span>Belinda Blinked<\/span><\/i>. In it, listeners are welcomed into the world of Belinda Blumenthal, the nymphomaniac sales director of the kinky cookware company Steele\u2019s Pots and Pans.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Every week, avid fans known as \u201cBelinkers\u201d laugh-cringe through phrases like \u201cher tits hung freely, like pomegranates,\u201d as Morton reads a chapter of his dad\u2019s eccentric porno-prose\u2014a strange blend of off-putting sex scenes and highly irregular business advice, all with the hilarious running commentary of Cooper and Levine, who hear it \u201clive\u201d for the first time during recording.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>People assume I found it under some papers in his office or something,<\/span><\/i>\u201d says Morton. \u201c<\/span>He\u2019s a retired builder, and when he finished writing it, he said, \u2018Look, I\u2019ve been writing a novel. Can I show it to you?\u2019 So, I read it, died a bit inside, and then shared it with James, Alice, and some friends down at the pub,\u201d <\/span><\/i>Morton shared.<\/span><\/p>\n

Reading <\/span>Rocky Flintstone<\/span><\/i> aloud together, their racy talk and embarrassed laughter soon cleared out a posh North London pub. From there, it went on to become the format of Britain\u2019s hottest podcast.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWe all became obsessed with it, together,\u201d <\/span><\/i>said Morton<\/span>. \u201cWe started reading it at various parties and it became my party trick, in a way. People would be like, \u2018Oh, I’ve heard your dad’s written a hilarious book. Do you want to read a bit out of it?\u2019, and I\u2019d be like, \u2018Yeah, sure.\u2019 And then the more people we shared it with, the more we realized people were finding it funny, not just us.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

But<\/span><\/i> now, it\u2019s like anything goes<\/span><\/i><\/h2>\n

Morton and his co-hosts say they were quite \u201cprudish\u201d at first. <\/span>\u201cBut<\/span><\/i> now, it\u2019s like anything goes<\/span><\/i>,\u201d said co-host Cooper.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, I can’t believe we were so bold as to do it,\u201d <\/span><\/i>Morton chimed in<\/span>. \u201cBecause podcasting was so new then, and because we had no track record in the medium or anything, I think we almost naively went into it thinking, \u2018Oh, maybe 50 people might listen to this.\u2019 And that gave us a buffer to think, \u2018If we’re rubbish at this, and we fall on our faces, then who really cares?\u2019 No one would really notice.”<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

My Dad Wrote a Porno<\/span><\/i> has a wildly enthusiastic fan base, and the trio is constantly surprised by how listeners express their loyalty. \u201c<\/span>Someone told us they lost their virginity because of the podcast,\u201d<\/span><\/i> said Morton. \u201c<\/span>They were overthinking it, and when they listened, they realized, \u2018Oh, sex can be fun\u2019…<\/span><\/i>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>What else? Oh God, we get sent lots of butt plugs, dildoes, you name it<\/span><\/i>,\u201d Morton confessed.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>We got an email today from someone doing their dissertation on it<\/span><\/i>,\u201d says Cooper. <\/span>\u201cWe get people writing songs, creating fan art and costumes\u2026 someone came dressed as a bit of trellis from the maze in book one, and then her friend was handcuffed to them, so they played out a full scenario from the book.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

The fan-love built so fast, the team started a second weekly podcast called <\/span>Footnotes, <\/span><\/i>which features emails and questions from fans, including celebrities like actress Emma Thompson. Emma called in, invited the hosts for dinner, and said she wanted to play one of the characters, The Duchess.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>She’s been amazing, such a lovely support, actually,\u201d <\/span><\/i>said Morton<\/span>. \u201cShe’s kept in touch, and she’s been a really, really great person for us all to get to know. People like Lin-Manuel Miranda have come on the show. People like Daisy Ridley, who was listening on the set of Star Wars; it’s amazing how many people have come out of the woodwork to say they’re secret fans.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Morton continued:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhen we did the calling listeners episode, someone told us they were getting married because of the podcast. She connected with her now future husband over Belinda Blinked; it’s how they got talking in the first place.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

“Belinda Blinked is unintentionally the funniest book I’ve ever read.”<\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

Several other fans have confessed that they were listening even as they gave birth. \u201c<\/span>I think it\u2019s become a lot of people\u2019s birthing tool,<\/span><\/i>\u201d said Cooper. \u201c<\/span>I\u2019m not sure why.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Morton added: \u201c<\/span>It probably just distracts them; they can laugh about it. It\u2019s weird\u2014the baby is being born through a cervix and hearing the word \u2018cervix\u2019 said aloud! I think the nicest thing for us is that people have been really open about their sexuality and sexual exploits, because they feel safe talking to us about it.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Despite the podcast\u2019s wild success, the <\/span>Rocky Flintstone<\/span><\/i> books are hardly flying off the shelves. Ironic, considering Morton\u2019s dad had written his first four books before the <\/span>My Dad Wrote A Porno <\/span><\/i>podcast even launched.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>I<\/span><\/i>t\u2019s kind of emboldened him to be even more creative and just crazy, which I think has been the best possible combination. He still thinks of what he’s written as \u2018great,\u2019 and now that so many people listen to it, he has the confidence to just go there and be bold,\u201d<\/span><\/i> Morton said. \u201c<\/span>He will never stop. It really shows how, if you want to do something in your life, just do it. You never know where it’s going to take you.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

For certain, the show has impacted the lives of Morton and Cooper in ways they never expected, as well. Neither can bring themselves to eat pomegranates, for one.<\/span><\/p>\n

Then came the nice Laura Ashley-type wallpaper Morton\u2019s dad chose to redecorate the family home\u2019s hallway\u2026 covered in pomegranates.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cMy mom doesn\u2019t listen to the show, and she just loved the wallpaper<\/span><\/i>,\u201d says Morton, \u201c<\/span>until about five months later, when some friends came around and said, \u2018I can\u2019t believe you let him put that up.\u2019 The house got noisy for an hour or so\u2014a hallway adorned with breasts, basically.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

Morton says his mom doesn\u2019t mind her husband\u2019s garden shed pursuits. \u201c<\/span>The point of erotica is to get people off. And that\u2019s where he just misses constantly, which is hilarious. My mother said to me, \u2018Now I know he couldn\u2019t possibly have had an affair. The man writing this just couldn\u2019t possibly.\u2019\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

So, five seasons in, what\u2019s the hosts\u2019 favorite episode?<\/span><\/h3>\n

\u201c<\/span>If you\u2019re new, start with episode one<\/span><\/i>,\u201d said Morton. \u201c<\/span>But my all-time favorite is EP1 from Season 3. It\u2019s the one where Belinda gives a live presentation at the Millennium Dome\u2026 and she meets a little, small man called \u2018Alfie.\u2019 It\u2019s so bizarre. It makes no sense, and it\u2019s just brilliant.<\/span><\/i>\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201c<\/span>Yeah<\/span><\/i>,\u201d Cooper agreed. \u201c<\/span>And the first Christmas special we did. We couldn\u2019t breathe, we were laughing so much. They held a Christmas party at the office, and it\u2019s one of the most depressing, weird parties ever. It descends into, well, you can only imagine, an orgy.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

The global sensation that is <\/span>My Dad Wrote a Porno <\/span><\/i>is a testament to unintended consequences: that badly-written, hackneyed porn can be laugh-out-loud funny\u2026 and that it could bring people closer together through difficult-to-talk-about issues via humor and friendship.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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